Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi Sensationally Reads His Own Obituary . . . Says He Is (Very Much) Alive And Kicking . . .

INTERNATIONAL PRESS RELEASE : : : DIRECT FROM THE PRIVATE PRESS OFFICE OF PROFESSOR JOSEPH CHIKELUE OBI
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Dearest Fans ,

I have just been extremely privileged to read exceedingly tragic internet news relating to the purported 'death' of a one Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi ; which was supposed to have occured when a Red Mercedes Sportscar was said to have sensationally plunged off the summit of an oblivious coastal ravine - somewhere in Monaco , about 72 hours ago.

This is Totally Erroneous Nonsense and (Comprehensively Unreliable) Morbid Internet Garbage.

I have never ever been to Monte Carlo in my life - and my Red Mercedes Coupe is still elegantly parked in it's Garage.

The last time I looked in the mirror before me (about six seconds ago) , I was (definitely) still breathing.

Best Wishes,

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin)

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