Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi To Retrain Suspended UK Medical Doctors , Nurses , Dental Surgeons and Pharmacists . . .

NewsFlash ::: It is publicly announced that Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) is to henceforth openly accept applications from Medical Doctors who have been suspended (or permanently struck off) by the General Medical Council (GMC) of the United Kingdom ; together with other embattled Healthcare Professionals like Dental Surgeons , Nurses , Pharmacists and Physiotherapists.

Disclosing the Sensational News at the Weekend , the Eminent RCAM Provost and CEO , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin) suavely averred :

" Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) fundamentally believes that Suspended Medical Doctors (and other embattled Healthcare Professionals) are an exceedingly valuable economic resource which commercially needs to be comprehensively tapped into ; as many of such individuals have already cost almost half a million dollars to statutorily put through Medical School - and can therefore very easily be ethically retrained in Evidence Based Alternative Medicine (EBAM) for the ultimate benefit of the General Public.

If the British Government foolishly chooses to wastefully send such Premium Healthcare Professionals to the Scrapheap for relatively trivial alleged violations, then Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) will have no other option but to eclectically pick these Exceedingly Precious Folk up from the Scrapheap ; and ultimately attempt to turn them into Healthy Living Gurus "

All Interested Candidates are ethically advised to expediently visit the Official RCAM Website for further details.