Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi MD (Medical Defector) | Free Clinical Language Session

" The Initials MD do not only stand for the Senior Hospital Rank of Medical Director . . . They can also (legally) stand for almost anything else too ; from Medical Deference to Medical Deviance. "

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi MD (Medical Defector)

Professor Joseph Obi MD (Medical Dissident)

" The Initials MD do not only stand for the Grand Old Title of Medical Doctor . . . They can also (lawfully) stand for almost anything else too ; from Medical Disaster to Medical Damnation. "

Professor Joseph Obi MD (Medical Dissident)

Professor Joseph Obi | Return of the Strongman | Alternative Medicine | Medical Politics | Top Health News | Joseph Chikelue Obi is Back !

Professor Joseph Obi has Absolutely No Regrets Whatsoever ; for his Firm Political Commitment to the Field of Evidence Based Alternative Medicine.

His Message to the Skeptics is Short and Simple :

Joseph Chikelue Obi is Back !

Joseph Obi | Joseph Chikelue Obi | MEP 2014 News

Joseph Obi remains Exceedingly Delighted with Formidable Levels of Interest ; which his 2014 MEP Campaign is Globally Generating

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi will (most definitely) continue to Work Much Harder !

Dr Joseph Obi | Statement | 2012 Greek Elections

Dr Joseph Obi warmly notes the Outcome of the Recent Political Elections in Greece.

Joseph Chikelue Obi is Carefully Watching the Rapidly Progressing Events ; with Exceedingly Keen Interest.

Dr Obi | Unamused With UK Conservative Party

Dr Obi calmly notes the Highly Expected Political Challenges of the UK Conservative Party ; which were duly made manifest during the Recent Local Elections.

Joseph Chikelue Obi is (Most Certainly) Not Amused.

Doctor Obi Congratulates The UK Labour Party

Doctor Obi shockingly notes the Mesmerizing Political Performance of the UK Labour Party ; in the Recent Local Elections.

Joseph Chikelue Obi Diplomatically Congratulates them.

Prof Obi | UK Green Party | UK Local Elections

Prof Obi warmly notes the Absolutely Fabulous Performance of the UK Green Party ; in the Recent Local Elections.

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi hereby publicly congratulates them.

Well Done !

Professor Obi | UK Liberal Democrats | Local Elections 2012 | Dr Joseph Obi Sends Out His Felicitations

Professor Obi alarmingly notes the Exceedingly Poor Performance of the UK Liberal Democrat Party ; in the recent Local Elections.

Joseph Chikelue Obi sincerely hopes that they will (comprehensively) do better next time.

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi | African Security Woes

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi duly notes the Ongoing Security Troubles in Nigeria.

Professor Obi is Exceedingly Alarmed.

Further Statements will be Issued Shortly.

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi | Dublin | Ireland

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi duly notes the current problems surrounding the Roman Catholic Church in Ireland.

Dr Obi will be soon be issuing Comprehensive Public Statements , on the matter.

Stay Tuned

Joseph Chikelue Obi | French Presidency 2012

Joseph Chikelue Obi duly notes the results of the Recent French Presidential Elections.

Professor Obi will be soon be making a Detailed Public Statement on the matter.

Thank You.

Prof Joseph Chikelue Obi MD (Medical Decoder)

" The Initials MD do not only stand for the Gleeful Professional Status of Medical Doctor . . . They can also (legally) stand for almost anything else too ; from Medical Deficiency to Medical Discomfiture and Medical Defeat . "

Prof Joseph Chikelue Obi MD (Medical Decoder)

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi | British Battleaxe

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi | Let Battle Commence

. . . Alternative Medicine versus the Skeptics . . .

Prof Joseph Obi MD (Medical Decipherer) | Dr Obi

" The Initials MD do not only stand for the Posh Old Honorific of Medical Doctor . . . They can also (legally) stand for almost anything else too ; from Medical Devolution to Medical Discovery. "

Prof Joseph Obi MD (Medical Decipherer)

Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi | 2012 Boogie Woogie Season | Dr Joseph Obi | Rhythm Is Gonna Get You

Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi

Boogie Woogie | Online Video of the Month | Gloria Estefan

. . . Rhythm Is Gonna Get You . . .

Professor Joseph Obi is Back !

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi | NHS Institutional Racism

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi officially notes the Extremely Serious Problem of Rampant Institutional Racism ; which is Boldly Rearing It's Ugly Head within the National Health Service of the United Kingdom.

Thankfully , Doctor Obi firmly believes that Situation is Still Redeemable.

Further Guidance will be Issued Shortly.

Joseph Chikelue Obi | Street-Fighter | UK Politics

Joseph Chikelue Obi has always been a Political Street-Fighter.

Professor Obi will Not Be Changing such an Exceedingly Distinctive Strategy.

. . . End of Story . . .

Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi ||| MD (Medical Dramatist) ||| Art Based Clinician ||| Dr Obi

" The Initials MD do not only stand for the Hallowed Hospital Rank of Medical Director . . . They can also (legally) stand for almost anything else too ; from Medical Disenchantment to Medical Domination. "

Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi MD (Medical Dramatist)

Doctor Joseph Obi | Hot Hits | Mr (& Mrs) Jay-Z

Doctor Joseph Obi

Hot Hits | Online Video of the Month | Mr (& Mrs) Jay-Z

. . . Crazy In Love . . .

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi is Back !

Joseph Chikelue Obi ||| MD (Medical Designer)

" The Initials MD do not only stand for the Super Clinical Post of Medical Director . . . They can also (legally) stand for almost anything else too ; from Medical Deflection to Medical Dominance. "

Joseph Chikelue Obi MD (Medical Designer)

Ethical Quackery | Joseph Obi | Feel The Power !

Ethical Quackery | Joseph Chikelue Obi.

The Planet's Top Quackery Campaign .

Feel The Power !

Black London | Boris Johnson | Our Humble Mayor

Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi will continue to formidably support the 2012 Re-Election of Controversial London Mayor Boris Johnson.

Professor Obi will not be withdrawing his support ; under any circumstances whatsoever.

Black London Families | Ethnic Minority Networks | London Election Campaign 2012

. . . The Energizer : Mayor Boris Johnson . . .

Black Londoners | Grassroots Politics | London Election Campaign 2012

. . . The Multifaith Activist : Mayor Boris Johnson . . .

Black London Voters | Ethnic Minority Politics | London Election Campaign 2012

. . . The Interfaith Catalyst : Mayor Boris Johnson . . .

Black London Politics | Ethnic Minority Voters | London Election Campaign 2012

. . . The Unity Advocate : Mayor Boris Johnson . . .

Black London Politicians | Ethnic Minority Leadership | London Election Campaign 2012

. . . The Supporter : Mayor Boris Johnson . . .

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi will continue to formidably support the 2012 Re-Election of Controversial London Mayor Boris Johnson.

Dr Obi will not be withdrawing his support ; under any circumstances whatsoever.

Joseph Chikelue Obi | Bad Hair Day | Grand Prix

Joseph Chikelue Obi | Bad Hair Day

Hang On In There , Bernie !

Doctor Obi Boldly Refuses To Ditch The Embattled Mayor of London | Boris Johnson Set For Victory | Dr Obi Fails To Attend Crucial (Anti-Boris) Ethnic Minority Meeting | Black London Politics Turns Nasty | Obi Advised To Beef Up Personal Security

Doctor Obi will continue to formidably support the 2012 Re-Election of Controversial London Mayor Boris Johnson.

Professor Obi will not be withdrawing his support ; under any circumstances whatsoever.

Dr Obi | His Holiness Coptic Pope Shenouda III RIP

Dr Obi , duly acknowledges the recent death of His Holiness , Coptic Pope Shenouda III.

For obvious reasons , Professor Obi would like to formally point out that the Above Photograph (of the Enthroned Patriarch's Corpse) was actually taken during his Extended Funeral Ceremony.

Hence the reason why the Body looks as if it is Sleeping . . .

May His Most Gentle Soul continue to rest in Perpetual Peace.

Joseph Obi | Professor Obi | Doctor Obi | Call Me Anything | Prof Obi | Bishop Obi | Reverend Obi

Call Me Anything | Archbishop Obi | Bishop Obi | Pastor Obi | Reverend Obi | Professor Obi | Prof Obi | Doctor Obi | Dr Obi | Mister Obi | Mr Obi

* * *

The Maverick | Mr Obi | Mister Obi | Dr Obi | Doctor Obi | Prof Obi | Professor Obi | Pastor Obi | Bishop Obi | Archbishop Obi | Coming Soon . . .

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi | MD (Medical Doctor) | Things That MD Can Also Stand For

" The Initials MD do not only stand for the Ultimate Hospital Post of Medical Director . . . They can also (legally) stand for almost anything else too ; from Medical Deflection to Medical Discombobulation. "

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi MD (Medical Doctor)

Professor Obi MD (Medical Don) | Joseph Obi

" The Initials MD do not only stand for the Highly Respectable Title of Medical Doctor . . . They can also (legally) stand for almost anything else too ; from Medical Dynamism to Medical Discontentment. "

Professor Obi MD (Medical Don)

Professor Joseph Obi | MD (Medical Director)

" The Initials MD do not only stand for the Formidable Corporate Rank of Managing Director . . . They can also (legally) stand for almost anything else too ; from Management Disaster to Management Damnation. "

Professor Joseph Obi MD (Medical Director)

Ethical Quackery | Joseph Obi | Imbibe The Vibe

Ethical Quackery | Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi.

The Top Quackery Campaign of the Universe.

Imbibe The Vibe !

Professor Joseph Obi MD (Medical Diplomat)

" The Initials MD do not only stand for the Glowing Professional Designation called Medical Doctor . . . They can also (lawfully) stand for almost anything else too ; from Medical Debauchery to Medical Depravity. "

Professor Joseph Obi MD (Medical Diplomat)

Prof Obi MD (Medical Dignitary) | Joseph Obi

" The Initials MD do not only stand for the Highly Distinguished Post of Medical Director . . . They can also (legally) stand for almost anything else too ; from Medical Dunce to Medical Destroyer. "

Prof Obi MD (Medical Dignitary)

Joseph Obi | Quack Medicine Integration Scheme | QMIS | Retired Medical Doctors | Unemployed Medical Graduates | Former Medical School Enthusiasts.

Joseph Obi | Quack Medicine Integration Scheme (QMIS)| Evidence Based Professional Courses for Retired Medical Doctors , Unemployed Medical Graduates and Ex Medical Students.

Venue : Glasgow (Scotland)

. . . Further Details Will Be Arriving Shortly . . .

. . . Book A Space Today . . .

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi MD (Medical Dynamist) | Online Health Lingo Class

" The Initials MD do not only stand for the Lucrative Professional Appellation of Medical Doctor . . . They can also (legally) stand for almost anything else too ; from Medical Dogmatism to Medical Disorientation. "

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi MD (Medical Dynamist)

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi | Quackery Definition Update | Dr Joseph Obi

The Unflappable Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi is boldly continuing with his Monstrously Audacious Bid to Comprehensively Redefine the Following Term : Quackery.

Dr Obi will regularly keep you fully updated on his progress.

Independent Internet Researchers should kindly note that the Key Search Engine Term for this Particular Project is : Joseph Chikelue Obi Quackery

Joseph Chikelue Obi | Quack Medicine Definition | Early Spring 2012 | Brief Update | Professor Obi

Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi is firmly continuing with his Amazingly Audacious Project to Totally Redefine the Following Term : Quack Medicine.

Prof Obi will definitely be keeping everybody comprehensively updated.

Impeccable Clinical Researchers should duly note that the Main Search Engine Term for this Particular Programme is : Joseph Chikelue Obi Quack Medicine

Joseph Chikelue Obi | Quack Definition Project

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi is calmly continuing with his Outrageously Audacious Project to Completely Redefine the Following Term : Quack.

Doctor Obi will certainly keep you duly updated.

Eclectic Language Enthusiasts should always remember that the Core Search Engine Research Term for this Particular Thought Stream is : Joseph Chikelue Obi Quack

Joseph Chikelue Obi | St David's Day Feast 2012

Joseph Chikelue Obi duly notes that today is St David's Day , the Feast of the Patron Saint of Wales.


Professor Obi therefore warmly wishes the Noble Welsh Nation an Exceedingly Prosperous Future , and Very Many Happy Returns !

Ethical Quackery | Joseph Obi | Enjoy The Aura

Ethical Quackery | Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi.

The Top Quackery Campaign on the Planet.

Enjoy The Aura !

Joseph Chikelue Obi | Statement on Syria

Black British Politician , Joseph Chikelue Obi ,duly notes the current situation in Syria.


Professor Obi will be publicly making comments on the matter shortly.

Joseph Chikelue Obi | Quack Medicine Blog

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi has now finished the initial part of the Major Revamp of his Quack Medicine Blog.

*NB: The Joseph Chikelue Obi Quack Medicine Blog is continually being upgraded ; on a Monthly Basis.

Doctor Obi will certainly keep you fully updated.

Prof Joseph Chikelue Obi | Message of Profound Gratitude

Prof Joseph Chikelue Obi duly acknowledges the massive public support which he has been receiving so far.


Doctor Obi remains exceedingly grateful.

Joseph Obi | Intensive Course | Quack Medicine Optimization Programme | QMOP | Retired Nurses.

Joseph Obi | Quack Medicine Optimization Programme (QMOP)| Evidence Based Intensive Weekend Courses for Retired Nurses

Venue : Canary Wharf ( East London , United Kingdom )

. . . Coming Soon. . .

. . . Grab Your Ticket Today . . .

Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi | UK Ethnic Minorities

Doctor Joseph Obi warmly notes the present political plight of UK Ethnic Minority Citizens.


Dr Obi is currently launching a Social Initiative on the matter.

Professor Joseph Obi | NHS UK Legislation Controversy

Professor Joseph Obi duly notes the present controversy surrounding the UK NHS Bill.


Doctor Obi will be publicly addressing the matter shortly.

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi | Whitney Houston Death

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi sadly notes the recent death of Musical Megastar Whitney Houston.


Professor Obi will be duly commenting on the matter shortly.

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi | Situation in Somalia

Black UK Politician , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , sadly notes the current situation in Somalia.


Doctor Obi will soon be publicly making comments on the matter .

Joseph Chikelue Obi | Alternative Medicine Courses | Professor Joseph Obi

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi would like to warmly remind everyone that he will soon be presenting a Highly Eclectic Series of Alternative Medicine Courses.


Dr Obi will be making further announcements in due course.

Joseph Obi | Statement on Yemen

Controversial Alternative Medicine Doctor , Joseph Obi , formally notes the current situation in Yemen.


Prof Obi will be commenting on the matter shortly.

Dr Joseph Obi | Alternative Medicine | Thanks !

Thank You (once again) Everybody ; for your (Absolutely Fabulous) Support.

Together , as a Unified Professional Team , we Formidably Clobbered the Skeptics.


May the Year 2012 be a Wonderful One for all.


God Bless You !


Dr Joseph Obi

Chief Political Strategist.


*Please Note that the Alternative Medicine Campaign Official Website Address is :

http://www.AlternativeMedicine.me.uk


*Remember to Bookmark It !

Joseph Chikelue Obi | Alternative Medicine Books

Joseph Chikelue Obi , recently unveiled a brand new set of Alternative Medicine Publications.


Professor Obi will soon be launching more of them.

Watch this Space.

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi | TWITTER Profile

Professor Joseph Obi | Official Twitter Profile | Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi

www.Twitter.com/DrJosephObi

The Joseph Chikelue Obi Quackery Blog . . .

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi is hilariously updating his Medical Quackery Blog ; in earnest preparation for the Upcoming Easter Festivities.

The Joseph Chikelue Obi Quackery Blog will continuously be upgraded throughout the year.

Please feel perfectly free to contact Professor Obi directly , for further information.


Thank You.

Joseph Chikelue Obi | Quack Medicine Blog

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi is still adding finishing touches to his Quack Medicine Blog.

Kindly remember that the Joseph Chikelue Obi Quack Medicine Blog is not yet finished (in the very least)!

. . . IT IS STILL A PROJECT IN IT'S INFANCY . . .

Prof Obi will certainly keep you fully updated ; as soon as additional information is received.

Archbishop Joseph Obi | Cardinal Faith Minister

His Eminence Archbishop Joseph Obi

Cardinal Interfaith Minister

Joseph Obi | Quack Medicine (QM) Enlightenment Project | Short Clinical Seminars For Pharmacists

Joseph Obi | Quack Medicine (QM)Enlightenment Project | Evidence Based Short Clinical Seminars for Qualified Pharmacists

Venue : Marble Arch ( Central London , United Kingdom )

. . . Arriving Shortly . . .

. . . Reserve A Slot Today . . .

Joseph Chikelue Obi | How should we all categorically define Quack Medicine ?

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi is firmly continuing with his Blatantly Audacious Bid to Comprehensively Redefine the Following Term : Quack Medicine.

Internet Language Enthusiasts should always remember that the Major Search Engine Research Term for this Particular Project is : Professor Joseph Obi Quack Medicine

Joseph Chikelue Obi | What precisely is this thing called Quackery ?

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , is formidably continuing with his Outrageously Audacious Bid to Comprehensively Redefine the Following Term : Quackery.

Language Research Hobbyists should kindly note that the Major Search Engine Term for this Particular Programme is : Professor Joseph Obi Quackery

Joseph Chikelue Obi | What exactly is a Quack ?

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , is boldly continuing with his Amazingly Audacious Bid to Comprehensively Redefine the Following Term : Quack.

Online Clinical Language Researchers should duly remember that the Key Search Engine Term for this Particular Project is : Professor Joseph Obi Quack

Professor Joseph Obi Does It Again !!! | Doctor Obi Defiantly Defends The Exceedingly Ravishing Dutch Queen . . .

Professor Joseph Obi cannot understand the Massive Dutch Furore concerning the Scarf and Hat Combo which was recently chosen by Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands ; during Her Highly Controversial Tour of the Arabian Gulf.

Far from viewing such Graceful Attire as being an Oblivious Insult to Modern Womanhood , Professor Obi actually does think it to be Quite Elegant and Exceedingly Ravishing . . .

Well Done , Your Majesty . . . You Look Fabulous !

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi | New Official LinkedIn Profile | Connect Directly with Dr Obi.

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi : Official LinkedIn Profile

www.LinkedIn.com/in/alternativemedicinedoctor

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi | Official FaceBook Profile | Join Professor Obi on FaceBook !

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi | Official FaceBook Profile

FaceBook.com/JosephChikelueObi

Joseph Chikelue Obi | Official Twitter Profile

Joseph Chikelue Obi : Official Twitter Profile

www.Twitter.com/DrJosephObi

Professor Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi Reiterates Need For Fair Judicial Trial Of Gaddafi's Son.

Once Again , Professor Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi would like to politely remind the International Community that All Detainees must always be presumed to be Totally Innocent , pending due Judicial Conviction by a Competent (and Independent) Court of Human Law ; irrespective of whether they actually bear the Controversial Gaddafi Surname or not.

Joseph Chikelue Obi will (most definitely) be monitoring the Saif Gaddafi Case , exceedingly closely indeed.

Professor Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi | Lectures

As previously advised , Professor Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi Obi will undertake only 2 International Visiting Professor Roles during the whole of the 2011/12 Academic Year.

Professor Obi has (sadly) been forced to make this decision in order to fully accommodate his 2014 MEP Election Campaign ; plus other Concurrent Appointments.

Thank You (once again) for your Unflinching Support.

Professor Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi | Team 2014

We can officially confirm that Professor Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi has formidably reconstituted his 2014 MEP Parliamentary Election Campaign Board.

Doctor Obi will be formally inaugurating his Team shortly.

Professor Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi | The World's Most Controversial Healer | Alive & Kicking | Ready For Action | Still The Talk Of The Town !

Forget about all of the Idle Tittle Tattle on the Internet . Here is what the Powers-That-Be really think about Professor Chikelue Joseph Obi FRCAM(Dublin) :


"The first thing which momentously strikes you about Joseph Chikelue Obi is his totally unique ability to effortlessly mingle where Angels even fear to tread.

That Guy is Fearless - Absolutely Fearless."

- Permanent Secretary , British Government , Whitehall , London


"Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi is a Survivor , not a Saint "

- Tabloid Newspaper Editor , Europe.


"Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi is Solid Living Proof that a Fully Qualified Medical Doctor can still be successful in countless other professional areas outside the field of Orthodox Clinical Medicine."

- University Vice Chancellor


"Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi spells very (very) serious trouble for us - He must be stopped immediately !"

-General Medical Council (GMC) Boss , London , UK


"Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi will probably go down in history as the Most Intrepid Medical Rebel of all time . . ."

- British Medical Association (BMA) Stalwart


"Joseph Chikelue Obi is simply unstoppable ; whatever anyone tries to do to him.

If you really can't handle that fact , then go take a flying leap into the Grand Canyon or someplace else"

- Seasoned International Diplomat


"At last we now have a Black British Doctor who is not afraid of holding the General Medical Council to account for all of it's racist atrocities over the past few centuries - Long live Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi"

- Ethnic Minority Leader , National Health Service (NHS)


"I simply cannot believe that you are just going to sit there smiling and let all of these Racists get away with this. Press charges against both them and the GMC , for heaven's sake. Sue them all . . . Do Something before they ruin you !!! "

- The totally embarrassed Senior Northumbria Police Officer who carefully verified all of Professor Joseph Obi 's Qualifications and gave him a clean bill of health , after a (Headline Hungry) Racist Newspaper Journalist (with very strong links to the UK Most Racist Political Party) conned him (and many others) into thinking that Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi was an UberQuack.

Professor Joseph Obi Has Left The Building . . .

Professor Joseph Obi will be back again sometime in the New Year.

Do Have an Exceedingly Wonderful YuleTide Season !!!

Dr Joseph Obi Refurbishes His Twitter Profile.

. . . The (New & Improved) Official Twitter Profile of Dr Joseph Obi is now Fully Operational at www.Twitter.com/DrJosephObi . . .

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi | Xmas Greetings 2011

Afrikaans: Geseënde Kersfees
Afrikander: Een Plesierige Kerfees
African/ Eritrean/ Tigrinja: Rehus-Beal-Ledeats
Albanian:Gezur Krislinjden
Arabic: Milad Majid
Argentine: Feliz Navidad
Armenian: Shenoraavor Nor Dari yev Pari Gaghand
Azeri: Tezze Iliniz Yahsi Olsun
Bahasa Malaysia: Selamat Hari Natal
Basque: Zorionak eta Urte Berri On!
Bengali: Shuvo Naba Barsha
Bohemian: Vesele Vanoce
Bosnian: (BOSANSKI) Cestit Bozic i Sretna Nova godina
Brazilian: Feliz Natal
Breton: Nedeleg laouen na bloavezh mat
Bulgarian: Tchestita Koleda; Tchestito Rojdestvo Hristovo
Catalan: Bon Nadal i un Bon Any Nou!
Chile: Feliz Navidad
Chinese: (Cantonese) Gun Tso Sun Tan'Gung Haw Sun
Chinese: (Mandarin) Kung His Hsin Nien bing Chu Shen Tan
Choctaw: Yukpa, Nitak Hollo Chito
Columbia: Feliz Navidad y Próspero Año Nuevo
Cornish: Nadelik looan na looan blethen noweth
Corsian: Pace e salute
Crazanian: Rot Yikji Dol La Roo
Cree: Mitho Makosi Kesikansi
Croatian: Sretan Bozic
Czech: Prejeme Vam Vesele Vanoce a stastny Novy Rok
Danish: Glædelig Jul
Duri: Christmas-e- Shoma Mobarak
Dutch: Vrolijk Kerstfeest en een Gelukkig Nieuwjaar! or Zalig Kerstfeast
English: Merry Christmas
Eskimo: (inupik) Jutdlime pivdluarit ukiortame pivdluaritlo!
Esperanto: Gajan Kristnaskon
Estonian: Rõõmsaid Jõulupühi
Ethiopian: (Amharic) Melkin Yelidet Beaal
Faeroese: Gledhilig jol og eydnurikt nyggjar!
Farsi: Cristmas-e-shoma mobarak bashad
Finnish: Hyvaa joulua
Flemish: Zalig Kerstfeest en Gelukkig nieuw jaar
French: Joyeux Noel
Frisian: Noflike Krystdagen en in protte Lok en Seine yn it Nije Jier!
Galician: Bo Nada
Gaelic: Nollaig chridheil agus Bliadhna mhath ùr!
German: Fröhliche Weihnachten
Greek: Kala Christouyenna!
Haiti: (Creole) Jwaye Nowel or to Jesus Edo Bri'cho o Rish D'Shato Brichto
Hausa: Barka da Kirsimatikuma Barka da Sabuwar Shekara!
Hawaiian: Mele Kalikimaka
Hebrew: Mo'adim Lesimkha. Chena tova
Hindi: Shub Naya Baras (good New Year not Merry Christmas)
Hungarian: Kellemes Karacsonyi unnepeket
Icelandic: Gledileg Jol
Indonesian: Selamat Hari Natal
Iraqi: Idah Saidan Wa Sanah Jadidah
Irish: Nollaig Shona Dhuit, or Nodlaig mhaith chugnat
Iroquois: Ojenyunyat Sungwiyadeson honungradon nagwutut. Ojenyunyat osrasay.
Italian: Buone Feste Natalizie
Japanese: Shinnen omedeto. Kurisumasu Omedeto
Jiberish: Mithag Crithagsigathmithags
Korean: Sung Tan Chuk Ha
Lao: souksan van Christmas
Latin: Natale hilare et Annum Faustum!
Latvian: Prieci'gus Ziemsve'tkus un Laimi'gu Jauno Gadu!
Lausitzian:Wjesole hody a strowe nowe leto
Lettish: Priecigus Ziemassvetkus
Lithuanian: Linksmu Kaledu
Low Saxon: Heughliche Winachten un 'n moi Nijaar
Luxembourgish: Schèine Chreschtdaag an e gudde Rutsch
Macedonian: Sreken Bozhik
Maltese: IL-Milied It-tajjeb
Manx: Nollick ghennal as blein vie noa
Maori: Meri Kirihimete
Marathi: Shub Naya Varsh (Good New Year)
Navajo: Merry Keshmish
Norwegian: God Jul, or Gledelig Jul
Occitan: Pulit nadal e bona annado
Papiamento: Bon Pasco
Papua New Guinea: Bikpela hamamas blong dispela Krismas na Nupela yia i go long yu
Pennsylvania German: En frehlicher Grischtdaag un en hallich Nei Yaahr!
Peru: Feliz Navidad y un Venturoso Año Nuevo
Philippines: Maligayang Pasko!
Polish: Wesolych Swiat Bozego Narodzenia or Boze Narodzenie
Portuguese:Feliz Natal
Pushto: Christmas Aao Ne-way Kaal Mo Mobarak Sha
Rapa-Nui (Easter Island): Mata-Ki-Te-Rangi. Te-Pito-O-Te-Henua
Rhetian: Bellas festas da nadal e bun onn
Romanche: (sursilvan dialect): Legreivlas fiastas da Nadal e bien niev onn!
Rumanian: Sarbatori vesele or Craciun fericit
Russian: Pozdrevlyayu s prazdnikom Rozhdestva is Novim Godom
Sami: Buorrit Juovllat
Samoan: La Maunia Le Kilisimasi Ma Le Tausaga Fou
Sardinian: Bonu nadale e prosperu annu nou
Scots Gaelic: Nollaig chridheil huibh
Serbian: Hristos se rodi.
Singhalese: Subha nath thalak Vewa. Subha Aluth Awrudhak Vewa
Slovak: Vesele Vianoce. A stastlivy Novy Rok
Slovene: Vesele Bozicne Praznike Srecno Novo Leto or Vesel Bozic in srecno Novo leto
Spanish: Feliz Navidad
Swedish: God Jul and (Och) Ett Gott Nytt År
Tagalog: Maligayamg Pasko. Masaganang Bagong Taon
Tamil: (Tamizh) Nathar Puthu Varuda Valthukkal (good New Year not Merry Christmas)
Trukeese: (Micronesian) Neekiriisimas annim oo iyer seefe feyiyeech!
Thai: Sawadee Pee Mai or souksan wan Christmas
Turkish: Noeliniz Ve Yeni Yiliniz Kutlu Olsun
Ukrainian: Srozhdestvom Kristovym or Z RIZDVOM HRYSTOVYM
Urdu: Naya Saal Mubarak Ho (good New Year not Merry Christmas)
Vietnamese: Chuc Mung Giang Sinh
Welsh: Nadolig Llawen
Yoruba: E ku odun, e ku iye'dun!


MERRY CHRISTMAS , EVERYBODY ! ! !

Very Best Wishes,

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi

Joseph Chikelue Obi | What is Quack Medicine ?

Joseph Chikelue Obi : Xmas Food For Thought.

"Quack Medicine is just as common in an Orthodox Clinical Setting as it is in an Alternative Medicine Environment.

The main difference is that Allopathic Quacks often tend to have an Accredited Medical Degree plus a Statutory Medical Practising License ; while their Holistic Fringe Healing Counterparts fundamentally do not possess any of the Aforementioned Major Qualifications.

Whatever the case , please be duly informed that over 75% of Orthodox Clinical Medicine has absolutely No Solid Evidence Base whatsoever ; and as such is therefore (by Critical Default) fundamentally deemed to be nothing short of Unflappable Medical Quackery.

To put it bluntly : Almost Everyone is now a Potential Quack . . ."

Joseph Chikelue Obi | Updated BMJ Archive.

Please be advised that Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi was recently informed that most of his ancient contributions in respect of the British Medical Journal (BMJ) have now been uniquely filed under the primary search term of Chikelue.

Kindly Click Here to lawfully access the Archived Joseph Chikelue Obi BMJ Repository.

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Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi | 2012 eBooks.

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi is exceedingly pleased to announce that the Updated 2012 Editions of his Alternative Medicine Publications are now ready for Download .

Further details will be arriving shortly.

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi | Alternative Medicine | International News Update !

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi would like to officially remind the General Public that the New Alternative Medicine Campaign Website Address is www.AlternativeMedicine.me.uk.

The Old Website Address is No Longer Used by the Alternative Medicine Campaign .

Thank You.

Joseph Obi Calls For Fair Trial Of Gaddafi's Son.

Dr Joseph Obi would like to politely remind the Whole Wide World that All Detainees must always be presumed to be Totally Innocent , pending due Judicial Conviction by a Competent (and Independent) Court of Human Law ; irrespective of whether they actually bear the Controversial Gaddafi Surname or not.

Joseph Obi Amicably Discharges 'Team 2014'.

It is announced that Dr Joseph Obi has amicably discharged his 2014 MEP Parliamentary Election Campaign Council.

Professor Obi will be duly inaugurating his Brand New Team shortly.

Joseph Chikelue Obi : Private Political Summit.

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi has confirmed that he will be quietly attending a Private Political Reception in His Honour ; tonight at 7.35 pm.

Joseph Chikelue Obi Narrowly Escapes Dropping Out Of Top CPS List | Chief Political Strategists Formidably Battle It Out On The Web !

It is confirmed that Black British Politician Joseph Chikelue Obi has narrowly managed to retain his International CPS Rating.


According to Data collated (independently) from all Major Search Engines , as at the 15th of December 2011 , the Top 3 (Most Sought After) Chief Political Strategists in the World were as follows.

1. Karl Rove
2. David Axelrod
3. Joseph Chikelue Obi

It should be ethically recalled that Joseph Chikelue Obi has consistently ranked third since such Global Appraisals formally commenced in the year 2007.

He is the only UK Citizen on the List.

Professor Joseph Obi Hails * Her Royal Majesty Queen Merkel The 1st * | Earth's Most Powerful Woman Saves Europe From Monetary Disaster !

Professor Joseph Obi | Quote of the Month | October 2011

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" German Chancellor Angela Merkel is the Real Queen of Europe.

. . . The other one in Windsor is merely for Decoration . . ."

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Joseph Chikelue Obi | Official Facebook Profile

Joseph Chikelue Obi : Official Facebook Profile

www.Facebook.com/JosephChikelueObi

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Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi Condemns UK Racism !

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi loudly condemns the Recent News that almost Two-Thirds of Young Men who are being sent to prison for the very first time are Black . . . despite the fact that the percentage of Black People in the United Kingdom is still under 10%.

Professor Obi hereby openly calls for an Immediate Public Inquiry into the matter . . . as it is alarmingly obvious that some sort of Institutional Racial Bias seems to consistently be at play.

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi Weeps . . .

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi is absolutely horrified to have just learnt that ( according to the UK Chief Inspector of Prisons), Black Men now account for almost half of the population of British Jails ; despite the fact that the percentage of Black People in the United Kingdom is still under 10%.

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi Gets Busy . . .

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi is presently restructuring his MEP Political Campaign Network ; in preparation for the upcoming 2014 European Parliamentary Elections.

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi Declines Comment . . .

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi will not be publicly commenting on the Past 24 Hour's Events in Libya.

Joseph Chikelue Obi | Official 2014 MEP Campaign | The Countdown Begins . . .

Joseph Chikelue Obi would like to publicly reassure his supporters that he is still an Aspirant for the 2014 MEP Parliamentary Elections.

His Official 2014 MEP Campaign Website is www.obi-1.com

Joseph Chikelue Obi Invokes 'Prisoners Of War' Convention | Pleads For Mercy & Compassion

Black British Politician Joseph Chikelue Obi has publicly appealed to All Rebel Fighters in Africa and the Middle East to continue to show Profound Mercy and Compassion to their various Warfare Captives , pending the commencement of Due Judicial Proceedings.

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi would also like to humbly remind the Aforementioned Noble Rebels of their Fundamental Statutory Obligations under International Law ; most especially with regards to the Conventional Treatment of Battlefield Prisoners of War.

Joseph Chikelue Obi Boldly Advises African Governments To Renounce Their International Criminal Court Treaties | Dr Obi Condemns USA War Crimes . . .

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , publicly repeats his Recommendation that all Member States of the African Union (AU) should comprehensively withdraw (and de-ratify) all forms of cooperation with the International Criminal Court (ICC) ; pending formal ratification of all Outstanding ICC Treaties by the United States of America.


Despite the Unstoppable Murderous Avalanche of Horrific Military Genocide (and Heinous War Crimes) which America has unlawfully been unleashing all over the Globe since the ICC was statutorily established some time ago , it is Utterly Flabberghasting to painfully note that not one Single American Soldier (or United States President) has ever been brought to Justice at the very same ICC ; which has (sadly) since become a Bottomless Judicial Graveyard , which woefully stinks of Shameless Colonial Brigandage.


If the Wealthy (and All-Powerful) United States of America feels far too Pompous to legally recognize the Hallowed Jurisdiction of the ICC , then Joseph Chikelue Obi does not personally see any reason why Poor African Nations should not equally feel the very same way too about such an Extremely Cowardly International Criminal Court.

Dr Joseph Obi Hints At Possible IDPO 'Take-Over' Of An Accredited European Union (EU) School.

Director-General of the IDPO , Dr Joseph Obi , has hinted that the IPDO is currently engaged in Delicate Commercial Negotiations to lawfully purchase an Accredited (Licensed) Learning Unit which is already fully functioning in Europe ; (rather than starting from scratch) pending the establishment of a Private Medical School.

Further Updates from Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi will definitely be arriving as soon as the deal has been successfully completed.

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi Commences Official DG (Director-General) Duties At IDPO

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi has now resumed Official Duties as the Inaugural Director-General of the IDPO , with a profound emphasis on Clinical Training.

His first major task will be to lawfully get the Preventive Medicine Faculty of the IDPO fully accredited as a as (Government - Recognized) Centre of Learning within one of the constituent Member States of the European Union.

The IDPO will then formidably move it's Full Organizational Structure down to that Aforementioned European Member State ; as a prelude to the setting up of an Accredited Private Medical School within that Particular Country in Question.

To reduce Administrative Costs , Dr Joseph Obi , has also agreed to serve as Acting Rector of the Brand New Faculty ; pending the Appointment of a Substantive International Governing Board.

Chikelue Has (Temporarily) Left The Building.

*PS : While Professor Joseph Obi is away on Holiday over the next few months , please remember that you can still get all the Very Latest Chikelue News (& Gossip) via all of the Usual Online Channels.

Enjoy !

Joseph Obi | Sunny Summer Greetings 2011

Doctor Joseph Obi will be back online again quite shortly . . . most preferably after his Upcoming Sunny Holiday.

In the Interim , Please do have an Exceedingly Wonderful Summer !

Professor Joseph Obi | Quote of the Month | June 2011 | "Politics is a Nasty Little Game"

Professor Joseph Obi : Quote of the Month (June 2011)

" Politics is a Totally Unforgiving (and Exceedingly Nasty) Little Game.

If you must be a Political Rabble-Rouser ; then just make sure that you boldly aspire to be the Biggest , Baddest and Meanest One in the Business.

Otherwise , Go Get Yourself Another Hobby . . . "

Dr Joseph Obi | Belfast (& London) Schedule

Dr Joseph Obi is scheduled to be in Belfast again , sometime next week ; where he will be unveiling the Plaque of a Brand New Clinic.

Doctor Obi will then head straight to London (via Dublin) to inspect Provisional Facilities for the IDPO Regional Office.

Further Details will be released shortly.

Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi Firmly Adopts A 'Non-Aligned' Stance On The Libyan Civil War.

Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi will not be making any Public Statement on the Ongoing Libyan Crisis.

Dr Obi has firmly decided to adopt a Very Neutral Stance ; on this particular occasion

Chikelue Obi Set To Spell Out New IDPO Vision

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi has confirmed that he will be attending a Private Luncheon in his honour this weekend ; where he will also briefly spell ot his vision for the IDPO.

The Event is Strictly by Invitation ; and the office of Dr Obi has already been informed that the Meeting has already been oversubscribed.

Joseph Chikelue Obi Reduces International Visiting Professor Engagements (For The New 2012-13 Academic Year & Beyond)

Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi has confirmed that he will be accepting only 2 International Visiting Professor Roles during the whole 2011/12 Academic Year.

Professor Obi has been forced to make this decision in order to fully accommodate his new IDPO Role.

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi Still In The Running For The 2014 MEP Contest

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi would like to firmly reassure Voters that he is still an Aspirant for the 2014 MEP Parliamentary Elections.

The IDPO will soon be relocating it's Headquarters to Europe ,and as such will not be far away from the European Parliamentary Offices , were Dr Joseph Obi to eventually win a Seat.

The 2014 MEP Campaign is therefore still (very much) Alive and Kicking ; as Previously Scheduled.

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi : IDPO Press Update

The Office of Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi would like to fundamentally confirm that his recent appointment as Director-General of the IDPO will not significantly interfere with any of his other Ongoing Engagements.

In the interim , Professor Joseph Obi would like to Publicly (and Personally) Thank You for all of your Wonderful Support , so far.

Joseph Chikelue Obi Accepts Top IDPO Post

It is confirmed that Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi has agreed to serve as the Inaugural Director-General of the IDPO.

Prior to his appointment , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi worked as the Chief Political Strategist of the Alternative Medicine Campaign.


Further Details will be arriving shortly.

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi : " Africa is more than competent enough to firmly solve it's very own Problems , without Western Intervention ".

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi duly notes that the Constitutional Council of Ivory Coast has now fully reversed itself in relation to the Disputed Presidential Elections ; and formally sworn in a New Ivorien President , in the person of Dr Alassane Ouattara.

To this effect , the Fundamental Political Ruling which Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi publicly made (very many months ago) , has finally now been Fully Respected and Comprehensively Addressed , by all Major Parties in this Protracted Ivorien Saga.

That being said , in future , it is ethically hoped that it should not necessarily take the Robust Intervention of the Office of Joseph Chikelue Obi before Similar Lawful Solutions are appropriately reached in future ; since it is once again evident that most African Politicans are more than competent enough to firmly and decisively solve their very own problems among themselves (without Western Intervention) ; albeit in their very own Idiosyncratic African Manner.

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi Refuses To Condemn Controversial Ivory Coast President Laurent Gbagbo.

Further to the recent announcement in relation to Ivory Coast , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi would like to publicly advise ECOWAS to immediately tone down it's Highly Unhelpful Rhetoric concerning Ivorien President Laurent Gbagbo.

The fact that the Whole Wide World seems to favourably assume that Gbagbo's Rival allegedly won the Disputed Presidential Election is definitely not the very same thing as Gbagbo's Rival firmly meeting the Acceptable Statutory Requirements for Presidential Investiture ; as duly deemed by the Competent Electoral Appellate Authority (under the appropriate guidance of the Constitution).

For the Avoidance of All Possible Doubt , it must therefore be duly noted that Irrespective of whether President Laurent Gbagbo is ultimately ejected from office (or not) ; the Ivorien Constitution currently does not have any Statutory Provisions for his (Exceedingly Popular) Presidential Opponent to immediately take over the Presidential Affairs of State , without due process.

In fact, even if President Gbagbo were to unceremoniously Exit the Political Scene (altogether) , by Hook or by Crook , (at any given time when Illegal External Special Forces finally decide to brazenly kick aside the Sovereign Statute Books and ruthlessly swoop down on him) ; the Ivorien Constitution specifically prescribes that it is actually the Parliamentary Speaker who should immediately take over , pending any other Constitutional Governance Formalities.

To this effect , it therefore still remains the Fundamental Political Ruling of Joseph Chikelue Obi that until the Subsisting Decision of the (Apex) Competent Electoral Appellate Authority is duly vacated , ECOWAS (or any other Formidable Busybody Network) has Absolutely No Lawful Business (whatsoever) in trying to forcefully unseat President Gbagbo ; most especially when all of the (Chubby-Cheeked) Judges of the Supreme Court of Ivory Coast were exceedingly helpful enough not to block Laurent Gbagbo from formally swearing himself in as Head of State ( Chef d ' Etat ).

As previously stated , Doctor Obi would like to (once again) firmly admonish the Hallowed Nigerian Presidency never , ever, ever to unilaterally institute any External Military Intervention against President Laurent Gbagbo at this present point in time - without (Rock) Solid Approval from the Nigerian Bicameral Legislature.

If the United Kingdom , France , Canada and America (et al) desperately want to go straight for Gbagbo's Bulging Jugular , then they must all be fully prepared to decisively do it by themselves.

Shameless , Wreckless , Unlawful and Highly Opportunistic Neo-Colonialism will not significantly solve any of Africa's Major Problems ; since most of the (Trigger-Happy) Colonial Masters are equally as corrupt as their African Counterparts.


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